Can anyone translate this?
So, there’s this little boardwalk path in North East Palm Bay (Florida) that my best friend and I took a walk down yesterday. New, since the last time I had been there, were all these carved messages in the planks. I’m positive it’s a donated sort of thing - most were messages saying In Loving Memory Of… but there were a few that stood out:

I hope Priscilla said yes.
This other one though… here’s where I need your help. What do you suppose this means?

You are my soap. The hopeless romantic in me says, “aww!” but I have NO idea what they are implying!! I’m sure it’s an inside joke… maybe someone once had a sordid past and Fawn helped Keith clean up his act? Either way, it made me pause, ponder, and photograph it. What do you suppose it means?
The trip was a success, work-wise, I think. I guess I’ll find out for sure tomorrow.
Emotionally… the trip took it’s toll on me. I am thankful to have wonderful friends to lean on and especially greatful to one in particular who can bring me away from my tears and into laughter in a matter of seconds. Of course, the way he did this was by telling me I look like a manatee, but… whatever.
Mr. Science said,
April 30, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
SOAP (Simple Object Access Protocol) provides a way to communicate between applications running on different operating systems. Perhaps it refers to some lucky girl and her nerd communicating well. -Mr. Science
Allison said,
May 1, 2008 @ 10:05 am
I love the intrigue. She keeps him feeling bubbly? She keeps his language clean? She is just as essential to his daily existence as anti-bacterial hand soap?